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1. How much edible meat is on
Wooow...the questions have started
being bizzzzer. Why on Earth would you want
to eat a human being...!!!? Are these the last
days or what? Not that I have ever bothered
but now that you asked, an average human
is around 40 per cent muscle, 15-ish per cent
fat. Women have slightly more body fat and
less muscle than men. A lot of the organs
might also be considered edible, like the liver,
kidneys, heart, lungs, brain, depending on your
hunger and its squeamishness. There would
also be probably around 3kg of edible offal.
Obviously, in an extreme survival situation
you’d be dealing with a starved individual,
meaning modify your expectations accordingly.
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2. Can a person stay under
water for over an hour?
It varies by person. With training, you
can increase the length of time you can hold
your breath. The current world
record was recently broken
by David Blaine, who clocked
at 17 minutes. I believe he
trained so that his heart would
beat slower thus using less oxy-
gen. However there is training
one can do to increase lung
capacity. Some people, it’s
been documented, drown
within seconds. If you are
scared of drowning, learn to
3. Who was the first
person to look at a
cow’s udder and
go like, I’ll squeeze
down there and whatever comes
out I’ll drink it?
A guy from Kiambu. He is now in jail for trying
to make an innocent chicken gerrrrit! Dumb fu!
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farm in Machakos. The scenery is breath-
What is your strangest talent?
I imitate people’s voices quite well. My
friends would make me do it in high
school and I guess it stuck. Sometimes
I’ll find myself doing it when nobody’s
Is there one thing all of your love inter-
ests had in common?
They all used to be bad boys. I have since
grown up and opted to enjoy the single
Small dogs, heights and crowds.
Favourite age you have been so far and
I think the age I’m at right now is pretty
awesome. I’d like to think I’m the wisest
I’ve ever been so that’s a good thing.
Who would you really like to punch in
the face and why?
I’m a lover, not a fighter, but a couple of
my exes could get the fist if I absolutely
had to pick.
What’s your most annoying habit?
I can talk for days. Strangers think I’m shy
but my friends and family know I bite their
ears off, especially when I am passion-
ate about something. I also talk to myself
sometimes. I am big on monologues.
Guess that’s why radio worked for me.
catches up with
which airs on
go and just get lost
in the moment?
somewhere where I
can breathe in fresh
air and relax. I love
being at my mom’s
f you could relive any one moment in
your life. What would it be and why?
My college graduation. I was admitted
to the hospital a few days before so I
didn’t get to attend or walk with the rest
of my classmates. It would have been
nice to be there.
If you were to switch sexes for a day,
how different do you think the guy you
I’m pretty sure I would be hard-core
gangsta. Not a thief, lol...maybe a rapper
from the 90s. I’d have baggy pants and
chains all around my neck. I’d ride around
the hood with my boys and holla at chics.
What is the one thing you always want-
ed as a kid but never got?
I always secretly hoped my dad would
get a job somewhere in the UK and we’d
all have to move there. We lived in the
States when we were younger but I al-
ways thought London would be a much
cooler place to grow up.
What is the nicest thing someone has
ever told you?
That they like my perfect imperfections
(John Legend’s All Of Me).
What’s your definition of relaxing?
Writing on my blog, doing yoga, medita-
tion, shopping and watching movies.
If you could buy one object to com-
plete your home, what would it be?
A sewing machine. My mom had one
when we were growing up. She also
taught me how to knit, which I still do oc-
casionally. It would look so cool.
What is your favourite movie line or
Anything that makes me sob like a baby.
Like the entire last half of The Notebook.
If you were directing a movie, who
would you cast as your leading man
Jamie Foxx is one of my favourite enter-
tainers. He would be so much fun to work
with plus he’s not bad to look at either!
Do you have a place where you like to
by Wairimu Nyingi
Just last year, he was estimated to be
worth Sh30 million. Little birdie chirped
to Spice that the renown comedian was
locked out of his Kileleshwa apartment
after he failed to pay rent. The guards
posted at the apartments were repri-
manded after the owner learnt that
they had allowed the comedian to
stay in the apartment, which was
out of bounds.
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